REALSH*T

BF: Guess what I’m getting you for Valentines Day?
Me: I don’t know…
BF: What’re you getting me?
Me: Not car parts
BF: That’s not fair because you don’t really have a hobby and cars are my hobby.
Me: I didn’t know I had a hobby
BF: Yea if I got you something related to your hobby it would be your own set of forks knives and spoons.

And he probably would if he didn’t have any guidance in deciding what to get me, lol.