February 2012
11 posts
I’m almost dying of hunger! I feel like I haven’t eaten in days! (even though I ate a good breakfast). If I don’t eat I’m gonna faint! I’m so irritated I’m gonna cuss someone out. All this exaggeration cos’ I’m super hungry…this right here is a fat girl problem.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
reading the chapter and not understanding so it's...
January 2012
7 posts
BF: Guess what I’m getting you for Valentines Day?
Me: I don’t know…
BF: What’re you getting me?
Me: Not car parts
BF: That’s not fair because you don’t really have a hobby and cars are my hobby.
Me: I didn’t know I had a hobby
BF: Yea if I got you something related to your hobby it would be your own set of forks knives and spoons.
And he probably...
can't sleep
Worked from 8-4. Came home, changed and went straight to the gym. Came back, showered, bought a sandwich, watched an episode of gossip girl &put in some work. Fell asleep around 8 and woke up around 10 to my lovely boyfriend and his ashtray scent. I cannot go back to sleep-_-
I have work at 6 am and idk what Im going to do ;/
If Kevin Hart was a teacher.....................
funnybro:
He’ come in the class like……………
When kids get in his face………….
When the girls get smart…………..
When he see other kids about to fight……………
When the kids are telling jokes……………..
My industrial is healing, very well actually. Nothing ever went wrong and the most pain I felt was probably the process of the piercing itself. I’m wanting to change this fatass bar and put in a new one.
School just started and I’m hoping I’ll pass because either my classmates are really stupid and not very good advisors or this class is as hard as they’re telling me....
December 2011
4 posts
to the overobssessive gf in the philippines
Considering that bullshit you pulled on my brother, you are far from having Rebollido as your last name. My brother may still love you, but to me you’re just scandalous. &stop obssessing over him before you make him wanna do your ass dirty.
-your never gonna happen sister in law
Not cool when you hear someone out on their shit and when you start venting the other person just always has a way to take your situation and compare it to theirs and then end up talking about their shit again. Ummm, bitch… we’re done talking aboutchu, its my turn -_-
November 2011
15 posts
distracted-_-
was playin’ zombies but I turned on my computer and BAM! I couldn’t divert my attention back to COD. Probably cos’ I get all excited when I get connection in the room since it happens every 1 in 483024783 times I attempt to connect to the internet. Currently listening to marvin’s room cover by IDK who, but I’m addicted to this version.
LastNight; All I can say is...
This is the 2nd time I spilled tea on my notes. I now have to struggle to study my pen smeared notes/;
applebees > chilis. But seriously, nothing on an applebees menu can top this red velvet molten cake. Yuuum!
TaaDooo:
Nutrition Project: due in about 2 weeks, but to get it out of the way now gaurantees no procrastination &an A(;
Shopping: already went, but I wanna stock up on scarves and jackets and pretty blouses to wear to family gatherings especially this time of year.
Class registration: it seriously is a bitch to try and figure out my classes for next semester esp. to see how it worked out this...
October 2011
9 posts
deadbeat tired
I think right about now the word ‘Exhaust’ is defining me.
Friday worked a 12 hr. shift, kinda pointless, kinda useless, was for a great cause, kinda fun, but not when I didn’t even take a lunch &only had 1 cigarette break. Saturday was fabulous waking up at 3am &being at work by 4 &working a 10 hr. shift. Came home &slept w/the boyfriend, woke up at 7pm &I...
All I want is a cigarette and some sleep.
What I need is to get these fucking study guides done.
What Im going to do is eat because it’s easier.
I just temporarily solved my problems. Fckyeah.
Gotta facial after work yesterday &I came out lookin’ 3 shades lighter, haha. Hoping for my full body massage on Friday w/the boyfriend, OR wait until midterms are over, idk.
I’m getting really tired of stupidasses at my work. Seriously, Idc if you’re my manager or the CEO or the Queen of Panera, if you cop attitude, I will too. Don’t talk down on me just because you...
“You don’t know what you put me through. But it’s all okay, I’ve forgotten about...”
– (via eletheowl)
Hardly studying(; When my boyfriend is fucking w/his sound system &all you hear every 10 minutes is vibrations and boom booms.
September 2011
21 posts
idk...
why Im up at 1238am when I have work at 5am. Playing late night rounds of COD is going to fuck me up tomorrow. Then itll be friday which is pay day then itll be saturday which I have off. Then I can read chapter 7 for med. terminology, or not. Fuck you chapter 7. You are harder than my mans waaang. Haaa. Gnight or morning. Whatevs.
Falling asleep with his shirt sprayed with his cologne >...
